![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:00 • Filed to: minirant | ![]() | ![]() |
A girl projectile vomited all over my suit last night.
3rd time at the dry cleaners this week.
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:10 |
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Did you take her home?
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:15 |
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Or was projectile vomiting a result to the mere suggestion of being taken home?
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:16 |
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Ouch!
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:17 |
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I'd say this is even smaller than a mini–rant; it's a micro rant! Also, was this illness induced projectile vomit or substance induced?
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:20 |
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Definitely substance induced.
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:21 |
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Ouch.
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:23 |
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How and why?
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:25 |
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I couldn't get out of the way in time, she probably drank too much.
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:28 |
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Where were you, haha?
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:29 |
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If you weren't so hideous this wouldn't happen
![]() 02/28/2015 at 17:34 |
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A bar.
![]() 02/28/2015 at 18:18 |
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That would explain it without further questioning.
![]() 03/03/2015 at 16:41 |
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Looks like you need to update your weight/dosage chart!